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Thursday, April 15, 2010

I'm pretty sure two people who work at my store have crushes on me.

This one chick who is always staring at me and doing the shy thing whenever we interact

and

this one dude who is always touching me when I walk past him, winking at me, and who has also subtly asked me on a date twice.

Who knew I was so appealing? ;)

3 comments:

Haley B. said...

HAHAHA what a stud.

Unknown said...

its hard being hot, lets just face it. just watch out for when they attempt to squeeze your ass when you reach for something in the freezer. Then it just makes you feel used.

JustThat said...

Always good for the self esteem.